Food

Is there a polite way to warn people that cooked squid can still have sex with their mouths? Probably not. BEWARE! http://t.co/TQYM6pRu — Neil Gaiman (@neilhimself) June 15, 2012

Take: Bacon Short Crust Pastry (Made or bought) Eggs Salt & Pepper Method Dry fry Bacon lightly, keep flat and use kitchen towel to remove fat and moisture Roll out pastry and place in cas Layer of Bacon Break Eggs on top of bacon Salt & Pepper Layer of bacon Pie crust Egg wash 175°C 50-ish mins until golden 3 4 4 5 6 6 7 8 9 Ta-Da

I mean, look at this walnut

I genuinely can’t decide if this advert for a Japanese Pizza: is the one thing in the world I want to try more than anything else or a candidate for Steve don’t eat it

Æbleskiver are a type of Danish pancakes and, more importantly an Æbleskiver pan is a present my wife got me for Christmas. here's a demo of its use. The pan (with bacon pan and vegetarian option pan) Pancake mix, bacon, Golden syrup (the maple got used up over the festivities). The pancake mix in this case: 300ml cup of milk, 300ml cup of Wholemeal flour, 1 egg, whisked together. Butter melting in the pan As the pancakes start to cook Add your syrup (or jam, or chees, or anything else you fancy in your pancake) Flip the pancakes (surprisingly easy) Admire your handywork while the other side cooks The whole ensemble 1 - The pan 2 - Pancake Mix 3 Butter Melts 4 Starting 5 Syrup 6 Flip 7 Admire 8 Ta Dah!