Who on earth is this grown up young lady?
Crikey, my little girl
Y:2010
Limerick on the inadvisableness of impulsive emailing
Your thoughts are quite clear in your brain
the points salient and germane
but after you send
your messages tend
to transmute into dull and inane
Limerick in celebration of a national folk hero being portrayed (yet again) by an irritating attempt at a British accent
Robin Hood: once again riding through the glen
Robin Hood: once again with his merry men
but now Robin’s an Ozzy
He is growly and bossy
and that accent? I’d give it three out of ten
The FT apparently refused to run this ad
Limerick making a joke about the Milibands name but not the Steve and Glen Miliband joke
If Labour’s “bright future” is going to be
Ed or David might just be the key
the legacy of sir Foot
is now truly kaput
‘cos “Mili"band’s metric you see