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This is the best ever tweet:

Al Napp
Well it's been a lonely 27 years, but I finally have a nemesis. She is: Woman Who Sometimes Uses My Preferred Locker At The Swimming Pool. — Hannah Nicklin 🌹 (@hannahnicklin) May 3, 2012

This says a lot:

Al Napp
Pleased to support Jeremy Hunt in Chamber today. He is a very decent and very effective culture secretary. — Liz Truss (@trussliz) April 25, 2012

Egg & Bacon Pie

Al Napp
Take: Bacon Short Crust Pastry (Made or bought) Eggs Salt & Pepper Method Dry fry Bacon lightly, keep flat and use kitchen towel to remove fat and moisture Roll out pastry and place in cas Layer of Bacon Break Eggs on top of bacon Salt & Pepper Layer of bacon Pie crust Egg wash 175°C 50-ish mins until golden 3 4 4 5 6 6 7 8 9 Ta-Da