Robin Hood: once again riding through the glen
Robin Hood: once again with his merry men
but now Robin’s an Ozzy
He is growly and bossy
and that accent? I’d give it three out of ten
If Labour’s “bright future” is going to be
Ed or David might just be the key
the legacy of sir Foot
is now truly kaput
‘cos “Mili"band’s metric you see
Great thought’s needed limiting what
one can do twixt the grave and the cot
But when talking sexuality
or a partnership’s legality
the rule’s Teresa “May” - others “may not”
The future is brave, bright and bold
under Dave and Nick, so we are told
But I’ve a suspicion
that this coalition
Will soon revert to the Tories of old
