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Last American Who Knew What The Fuck He Was Doing Dies CUPERTINO, CA—Steve Jobs, the visionary co-founder of Apple Computers and the only American in the country who had any clue what the fuck he was doing, died Wednesday at the age of 56. “We haven’t just lost a great innovator, leader, and businessman, we’ve literally lost the only person in this country who actually had his shit together and knew what the hell was going on.

Tom Waits/Cookie Monster mashup - God’s Away On Business

1st in a (probably very) occasional series where I post the last few tweets of someone interesting/amusing on twitter. Second in the series [a relatively sparse tweeter @ProfHerring](http://twitter.com/ProfHerring) Puntastic Just republished: a reprint of my classic book 'You Ain't Herded Nothing Yet: Life Before Animal Husbandry'. — Austin Herring (@ProfHerring) September 9, 2011 Just published: a reprint of my classic book 'Who's A Pretty Boy?: Why Birds Ask Rhetorical Questions'.

1st in a (probably very) occasional series where I post the last few tweets of someone interesting/amusing on twitter. No1 @YourAuntDiane: Hosting a memorial service for my deceased box turtle tonight. Im performing a song for and with him, as Ive turned his shell into a rattle. — Aunt Diane (@YourAuntDiane) July 22, 2011 Fell in mud gardening naked. If you have an issue youre passionate about, tell me and Ill walk around using my muddy body as a symbol of it!