Spam

I rarely get excited or enraged by spam, but this is a stand out piece for me, the scrambled name, and obfuscated language and vagueness in this piece made me laugh, so posted for posterity.

Forwarded message    
From: mcehafa lertai  
Date: 20 January 2011 11:34  
Subject: napp al  
To: Al@alnapp.com

Good Day napp al,  

A several companies grouped into a holding presently opens some vacancies  
due to expansion of its presence. This is possible due to opening new  
affiliates, starting innovative projects and some online projects. We do  
not promise a no-effort job that will bring you a lot of money. Quite on  
the contrary there will be a necessity to work hard and much. Yet there  
are some preferences. But one of our jobs is that they are part-time, and  
at the beginning it will be close to 4 hours daily. Also we provide  
maximal support and additional training during the orientation time while  
preparing for a new job. We have prepared a list of specialties we are  
looking for, and they are of very various types. Please send us your CV  
with detailed description of your skills and experience, and we will do  
our best to find the job that matches you most. It would be wise to start  
from the job of the assistant manager. It could be the first step in your  
growth, but it allows you to get acquainted special features typical only  
to our work. The only requirements we have for/place to our candidates  
are the following:  
- Age 18 and older  
- Ambitiousness, high self motivation, responsibility and discipline.  
- Communicative skills  
- Advanced PC user (basic programs)  

We will be happy to welcome you into our team of young specialists. This  
is your chance to become a professional specialist in your field of  
responsibility. Come to us, we look forward to your resume.