Twitterati No1: @YourAuntDiane

1st in a (probably very) occasional series where I post the last few tweets of someone interesting/amusing on twitter.

No1 @YourAuntDiane:

Hosting a memorial service for my deceased box turtle tonight. Im performing a song for and with him, as Ive turned his shell into a rattle.

— Aunt Diane (@YourAuntDiane) July 22, 2011

Fell in mud gardening naked. If you have an issue youre passionate about, tell me and Ill walk around using my muddy body as a symbol of it!

— Aunt Diane (@YourAuntDiane) July 19, 2011

Even though my last marriage didn't work out, I'll never get rid of my wedding ring. In part because I can't get it off my toe.

— Aunt Diane (@YourAuntDiane) July 18, 2011

I JUST ACCIDENTALLY DROVE OVER SOME EUCALYPTUS FLOWERS AND THERE ARE STAMENS ALL OVER MY TIRES!!! I CANT STOP SOBBING, I'M A MURDERER!!!!!!!

— Aunt Diane (@YourAuntDiane) July 14, 2011